July 2009
141 posts
It’s realllllly quiet on the Internet right now, and it’s making me feel just the tiniest bit uncomfortable. So… you know… somebody say something?
"**** Me Up" The Rolling Stones v. St. Sanders →
lonelysandwich:
The video is still caching. I’ve seen only about 18 seconds of it, following a link from Peter Serafinowicz (“Funniest video of the year so far”) and I can already say it’s imperative you watch it.
UPDATE: Okay, I finished it just now. It broke my mind. No one else make anything. Go home, everybody.
I can’t… I just love… This is so good.
I less than three Jason T'Permenter and I don't...
(via biorhythmist)
(Hey guess what internet: I WIN. Bye. //Jason)
Easy Heaven // The Cure v. The Commodores (a BRAT...
Heart and Soul // T’Pau
NEVER FORGET.
“My resume is a den of lies. I wrote it years ago on a ThinkPad while drinking on...”
– “nolabar10der”, from a Lifehacker forum on writing the perfect résumé. (Tweeted by Enrico, who is my friend and also he is funny.)
Hey Bailey, check THIS one out. YESSS.
Hey, I’m so glad we’re taking classes together.
“There is no “I” in “team”, but, as I’ve just now...”
– me, introspectively.
Now, countless people have realized this amazing fact, I’m sure, but please: I beg you to let me savor my personal discovery. Just for a little while. Please?
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WatchLos Caballitos, as recorded a few days ago by Anna and me, with love, but with far less fancy equipment, for these two people.
To the cute guy in adult literacy program →
Kasper Hauser’s khraighslist just kills me.
Oh mannn I just found my old Star Wars CLUE
In an alternate reality 1979, an official Star Wars- themed CLUE™ board game was made, and I owned it and loved it. In that very same alternate reality, I just found the box while rummaging in the attic, all of the pieces and the board are fully intact, and I’m about to take photos of it and blog about it. Sigh.
I've been hardly online in about a week. DID I...
Nothing? Something?
“Justin Gawronski, a 17-year-old from the Detroit area, was reading “1984” on his...”
– Amazon Erases Orwell Books From Kindle Devices - NYTimes.com (via biorhythmist)
This whole book-deleting debacle has absolutely guaranteed I will not be buying a Kindle, or any other electronic book reader, until I can be sure that I own the source file after I pay for it. A wonderful piece of...
Some thoughts on midi-chlorians and pizza....
Okay. Bear with me, here.
It was revealed in The Phantom Menace that The Force is all due to these intelligent, symbiotic, microscopic life forms called midi-chlorians, which live in every cell of “all living things.”
The more cells you have, for whatever reason, the more midi-chlorians you probably have inside you.
The more midi-chlorians you have, the more bad-assy potential you...
“Reasons the sun landings were faked, 1: Too hot.”
– Peter Serafinowicz
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Seven most recent email Subject lines in my Inbox
Ooohhh
Ahh!
Re: foreign bodies in the vagina
texting is not easy for me right now
Accidental dater!
GOOD DAY OF MR ASSAN IBRAHIM
Pivot
I just found some fancy instructions on my box of...
FOR THE PERFECT CUP OF TEA Let the whistle of the kettle signal the beginning of your tea experience. Place the silken pyramid bag in your warmed cup. Tumble water just off the boil over the tea. Take 1-2 minutes to anticipate the pleasure. Remove the pyramid and let the aroma & flavor transport you to the Teatulia Gardens.
translation:
DIRECTIONS Steep in hot water for 1-2 minutes.
I’ve just found out something very interesting about Life. It’s a widely-held belief there are TWO topics one should never bring up in mixed company. Turns out there are THREE.
politics
religion
Firefly, the ‘space western’ television series, which aired in 2002.
EDIT: JEEZE.
The Five Apocryphal Letters of the English...
yourmonkeycalled:
Mufta
Oboeë
Super-L
Seven (Non-Numerical)
Helper Letter
(I love you so much, Scott Simpson.)
HER: Can you believe I'll be there in just four days?
ME: I know! Actually, let's do some math here.... Wow, it works out to be *exactly* 100 hours.
HER: That seems so fast! Let's see here... 100 hours is like, what... four days or something?
ME: ...
HER: ... Oh. Right.
ME: Get some sleep, sweetheart.
☞ ♥
jasonpermenter: Happy Birthday, friend.... We really should get together again soon and paint the town red. WITH BLOOD. Or red paint.
Zaius13: Thanks! Great idea! I've been holding on to A LOT of blood and couldn't figure out what to do with it!
GUYS THEY ARE SO GROSS.
They taste exactly like one of those red candles you keep in a box just in case there’s a hurricane and the power goes out and you need some sort of light so you can find potable water. Except they’re being sold as CANDY. Not that I’ve bitten into one of those red candles or anything.
What.
ANYWAY THEY ARE GROSS.