One day I will complete my Captain EO outfit.
Then everyone better stand back.
Because I’m going to bring the rainbow like it’s never been brought.
Okay so I saw Captain EO at Epcot Center/Disneyworld, in Florida, in 1986. And I remember thinking it was SERIOUSLY BAD-ASS. Wikipedia explains the whole deal, but let’s just say you’ve never heard of Captain EO, much less seen it. Now tell me this description doesn’t sound like something between a bald-face lie and a crazy person’s fever dream after far too much self-medication:
“Captain EO is a 3-D film formerly shown at Disney theme parks. The film stars Michael Jackson. It was directed by Francis Ford Coppola, executive-produced by George Lucas, choreographed by Jeffrey Hornaday, photographed by Peter Anderson, produced by Rusty Lemorande, and written by Lemorande, Lucas and Coppola. The score was written by James Horner, and featured two songs (“We Are Here to Change the World” and “Another Part of Me”) by Michael Jackson. The Supreme Leader was played by Anjelica Huston. Famed cinematographer Vittorio Storaro acted as visual consultant.”
