June 20th, 2009 at 1:41PM
On the heels of this (some photos of my own, Personal Vagrant, sleeping in my stairwell), I have a question or two: Which one of you people broke into my building in the middle of last night, came up to the landing just outside my apartment, declothed yourself (without knocking, I might add) and left your oh so fashionable jeans for anyone to find at my apartment door? Follow-up question: Should I consider this the same sort of gesture as a cat slaying and gifting a dead bird? notes: Yes, I have a pew just outside my apartment. I have no room for it inside. Yes, I’m storing junk I need to get rid of under the pew. MAYBE I AM A PACKRAT. (Pewkrat? No.)

On the heels of this (some photos of my own, Personal Vagrant, sleeping in my stairwell), I have a question or two:

Which one of you people broke into my building in the middle of last night, came up to the landing just outside my apartment, declothed yourself (without knocking, I might add) and left your oh so fashionable jeans for anyone to find at my apartment door? Follow-up question: Should I consider this the same sort of gesture as a cat slaying and gifting a dead bird?

notes:

  • Yes, I have a pew just outside my apartment. I have no room for it inside.
  • Yes, I’m storing junk I need to get rid of under the pew. MAYBE I AM A PACKRAT. (Pewkrat? No.)
  1. onesmallfire answered: I missed this in my dashboard and can’t go back that many pages to look at the answers. I just need to make sure that SOMEONE says PEW PEW.
  2. karinanotcinerina answered: maybe it’s a cat expressing its love sartorially, knowing you don’t prefer dead voles?
  3. milkglassmao answered: Listen, I left the pants as a sign of _respect_. And…um…think you could throw them in the wash for me? Thanks.
  4. gatsbylives answered: I have a 4,000-mile or so alibi this time. (whew.)
  5. mathcat345 answered: Did person sans pants leave the stuff under the bench? Maybe he’s moving in? Interesting situation you have there.
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