July 15th, 2009 at 11:48PM
As most of you know, Bailey and I are BFF Friends Forever. Now, that might seem glamorous and exciting and all jet-setty, but you don’t even know the half of it. It’s downright elite. Becoming friends with Bailey means you have been given the privelege of receiving texts like this (see above) at 11:31pm. BASICALLY EVERY NIGHT. It changes now and again, moving from oatmeal to cottage cheese to pie, but all-in-all, It’s all very exclusive, hip and high-society. And you are jealous. (p.s. Oh: and that’s Anna, in the screenshot of my phone’s wallpaper, examining Bailey’s eating habits. They are BFFs, too, but it’s different because they’re girls and have a secret handshake or whatever.)

As most of you know, Bailey and I are BFF Friends Forever. Now, that might seem glamorous and exciting and all jet-setty, but you don’t even know the half of it. It’s downright elite. Becoming friends with Bailey means you have been given the privelege of receiving texts like this (see above) at 11:31pm. BASICALLY EVERY NIGHT. It changes now and again, moving from oatmeal to cottage cheese to pie, but all-in-all, It’s all very exclusive, hip and high-society. And you are jealous.

(p.s. Oh: and that’s Anna, in the screenshot of my phone’s wallpaper, examining Bailey’s eating habits. They are BFFs, too, but it’s different because they’re girls and have a secret handshake or whatever.)

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