How drunk are you, on a scale of ‘1’ to ‘London’?
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Anna, dead asleep, as I stumbled into bed after a night out with the men.
The thing about Anna being funny while she’s dead asleep is that she has absolutely no recollection of any of it. The thing about Londoners is that they’re all raging alcoholics and have absolutely no recollection of any of it either.
For the record, I told her I was a ‘3’, but I was way closer to ‘London’.
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everythinginthesky said:
I resemble that remark!
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gatsbylives said:
Right now, I’m close to Stratford-upon-Avon. Just fyi.
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erinmargrethe said:
Trust me, ‘Australia’ is much, much farther along that scale than London. But much more fun.
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