August 26th, 2009 at 12:31PM
My friend, David, CLEARLY CONFUSED AND ASTONISHED (“constonished?”) at having stumbled upon eight pairs of what used to be wearable shoes, an overly ripe cucumber and a small plastic grocery bag filled with what was most likely human feces. Say hi to Friend David, everyone! And his new cucumber.

My friend, David, CLEARLY CONFUSED AND ASTONISHED (“constonished?”) at having stumbled upon eight pairs of what used to be wearable shoes, an overly ripe cucumber and a small plastic grocery bag filled with what was most likely human feces.

Say hi to Friend David, everyone! And his new cucumber.

  1. tj reblogged this from jasonpermenter and added:
    he looks consternated… the...looks like poop. how do you know they were HUMAN feces?...
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