Public Service Announcement: SMACK SMACK SMACK

If you happen to chew with your mouth open while you’re eating your ham sandwiches and make subtle, absent-minded smack smack smack noises while doing so, please stop because otherwise I can’t guarantee we’ll be able to be friends in any way.

(I’m at a café, this is happening right next to me. I’m sorry—maybe I just need to drink less coffee. And mind my own business, as well.)

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