Anna's on a business trip, we're on Skype right this second. This may be a deal-breaker.

• ANNA: I have a secret.
• JASON: What is it?
• ANNA: I have another 'shame' thing.
• JASON: Like the Steve Martin/Leslie Nielsen thing?
• ANNA: Yeah.
• JASON: Out with it.
• ANNA: I think...I think I forgot to put on deodorant under my right armpit.
• JASON: ....
• ANNA: ....
• JASON: Hang on, I'm blogging that.