Jason Permenter

“Okay yes fine I know I dropped the ball and forgot about an appearance on this crappy show in half an hour, and yes Serge I know you’re drunk and on quaaludes. But as your manager it’s my duty to let you know we have a contract with these people, and listen you have to show up or we’ll be sued and we cannot be sued. Again. NO SHUT UP WE HAVE TO HAVE SOMETHING and YOU HAVE TO BE THERE. ….What? ….Damn it. Right… well ….how about your friends here …what are your names, ladies? Yeah yeah whatever fine listen: can you do this sort of dance? Like this? Over and over and over for like six minutes? No no, not like that. Like this. Good, that’s it. It’ll have to do. I’ll see if I can whip up a couple of tshirts or something. Okay fine look I guess we’ve got our segment and we’re just going to have to go with it. See you there in twenty minutes and YOU’D BETTER BE THERE.”