Purchased today: a heating pad because I slept wrong and my neck’s way too sore, a cheap neti pot because hey why not pour water in my head, allergy pills because the neti pot won’t cut it when I’m in mildewy London next week, floss so maybe I don’t lose any teeth and a tiny rubber chicken because wait what? But anyway, this happened:
ME: “Hmm. This sure is the strangest retail purchase I’ve made….
PHARMACY ASSISTANT: “hee hee” /nervous, not making eye contact
ME: “…this week.”
Can’t wait til next week. I should totally ramp this game up. Any suggestions for insane combinations at the pharmacy up the street?
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foolish answered:
gauze, lube, cadbury chocolate bar, cane
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drcairns answered:
at Walgreens: A string of battery-operated Christmas lights and condoms
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myluckynumbersone answered:
I think the addition of Mayonnaise always makes things weirder.
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tj answered:
Diaper rash cream & nothing else. Act really, really uncomfortable. Start up some small talk, then yell IT BURNS & ask to use the bathroom.
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beatricer answered:
Dog treats, a Bratz doll, and the largest tube of store-brand lube you can find.
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froggeek answered:
I checked out of Krogers with a box of condoms, some Clorox wipes, and two quarts of motor oil before driving to Tara’s place last week.
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sniffyjenkins answered:
Tampons need to be in any werid combination. The super extra plus plus plus ones. Oh and athlete’s foot medication. And a pair of tweezers.
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sistacrumpet answered:
We love it when guys ask us (the pharmacists) questions about the best lubricant (TRUE STORY). Perhaps add gerbil food with the purchase.
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rascouet answered:
That box of heating pads looks like a box of ladie pads.
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melissasantos answered:
red bull, duct tape & condoms.
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rartastic answered:
Depends, condoms, a condolences card, SI, green eyeliner, hello kitty bandaids, something that lights up and spins - preferably w/ candy
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thememegeneration answered:
Mike_FTW always has good suggestions: twitpic.com/1tz4c
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mathcat345 answered:
I love my neti pot. Just remember not to nose breathe while using it unless you like to live dangerously. Combo: dramamine and condoms
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erinmargrethe answered:
Another rubber chicken, an enema kit and some press-on nails (french polish, of course)
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christinagay answered:
1 egg and a plunger.
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luckyshirt answered:
You blew it, Permenter. You only needed the saline sinus wash packets, not the whole kit. That chicken would totally fit in a nose.
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