I think I’ve breifly mentioned the The Kraken™ Rum media kit before, but boy oh boy should you ever go check out the images of the damn thing over at TheDieline.com (this photo is one from their baker’s dozen set). It includes a Kraken tooth, Kraken ink, a log book, a scroll, a feather, movies of the Kraken, and a bottle of The Kraken rum itself.

LISTEN: IF ANYONE CAN GET ONE OF THESE KRAKEN RUM™ KITS TO ME, I PROMISE TO DO AMAZING THINGS FOR (and/or TO) YOU.