You wanna know where I get my Host Anxiety? Fully 25% of the ride back from the airport was spent listening to mom’s apologies about how messy the house is (it’s spotless). And with ten minutes of arriving at the house, she’d left the room and returned in a blaze with a vacuum and ten reasons the carpet wasn’t in the best shape. Bottom line: I HAVE THE SWEETEST MOM EVER.

You wanna know where I get my Host Anxiety? Fully 25% of the ride back from the airport was spent listening to mom’s apologies about how messy the house is (it’s spotless). And with ten minutes of arriving at the house, she’d left the room and returned in a blaze with a vacuum and ten reasons the carpet wasn’t in the best shape. Bottom line: I HAVE THE SWEETEST MOM EVER.

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