My wife-to-be, unable to breathe from laughing because a good friend point-blank said to me the story I was telling was as boring as crap. They were SO right, is the thing. It’s my favorite smack-down ever. (Still, Anna’s laugh is amazing SHUT UP.)
UPDATE: The Story I Was Telling That Was So Boring
FRIEND, at dinner: “How old is Anna again?”
ME, not realizing I’m an idiot: “Well this is interesting, because she’s actually 29, but we realized we’ve both been thinking of her as already 30 for several months now.”
FRIEND, laying it out for me: “Yeah, you might want to shelve that one, Jason.”
And that’s when, as I told her this, Anna started laughing her ass off for about 5 minutes straight. I caught the last minute ot it, surreptitiously, for posterity.
