Vitalogy // The Lion (from the compilation Calypso Carnival 1936-1941)
For my money, one of the most wonderful songs ever written. The context, agenda and history of early 20th century calypso music is another post for another time, but for now, just listen and read along. I promise you right now: you will not regret it.
What causes indigestion is a stomach congestion
under abnormal conditions.
What causes indigestion is a stomach congestion
under abnormal conditions.
Improper mastication is the cause of such:
over-seasoned foods and eating too much.
BECAUSE YOU SEE
A curious fermentation then develops inflammation
And it ends in indigestion.
First I shall mention the results of indigestion
when it reaches inflammation:
Through a gaseous condition there’s internal disruption
as for instance constipation,
Which brings about appendicitis. The patient then
offends with halitosis.
AND SO YOU MUST
Consult a dietician and take proper precaution
Against this indigestion.
As an expert physician—without exaggeration—
I shall treat with pragmatism:
Caused by uric acid poison in the sanguine fluids,
and with a burn you are inflicted.
And other diseases such as stricture, dyspepsia
and perhaps asthma.
OTHER HEART TROUBLES
Would be dilation and also palpitation,
All caused through indigestion.
They ask me if surgery—therapeutic discovery—
is a boon to humanity
Long ago ‘twas with difficulty and great uncertainty
a doctor prescribed his remedy
But you must know as the ages roll
The secrets to humanity will unfold
AND SO YOU MUST
Send your offering to study at the university
the secrets of vitalogy.
